Tag Archives: Subway
Six years ago, I visited Prague, home to some of the most beautiful metro stations in the world. While my friends and I chatted with an Australian guy and gal on the Metro (we wondered at first if they were Czech; they … Continue reading
“You – a top notch babe with legs going all the way up to your butthole. You were reading the second book in the Hunger Games trilogy – my favourite, where Katniss really starts to kick some serious poon-tang – and wearing a top that did wonders both for your knockers and my turgid man pole. I think it said Hollister on it, is that in California? Surfing is way sick. I could tell by your shirt that you thought so, too.
Me – a three at best with mutton chops all the way out to the person sitting next to me. I was wearing a monocle and re-reading the Hunt for Red October. We exchanged glances and I could tell by the way you wouldn’t look at me again that you were intimidated by my chops. A lot of girls are. Don’t worry, they don’t bite. ” Continue reading
Bjork sang, “My headphones, they saved my life.” But have you thought much about how *your* headphones are blocking out the city, and people, around you? It’s as though I’m in the city, but I might as well be In My Room, as … Continue reading
Just when I think nothing on Missed Connections can surprise me… I’ve seen all manner of adorable posts, creepy posts, if-you-already-hooked-up-why-didn’t-you-get-their-number? posts. You name it, I’ve probably read one or more Missed Connections about it. But once in a great … Continue reading
The title of this one is definitely among the top 5 strangest Missed Connections titles I’ve ever seen. My primary reaction was “Ummm… what?!?!” Let’s hope it was for a history course at school or something. I’m also loathe to … Continue reading
I pride myself on keeping up with Missed Connections content. Not just the posts themselves, but anything else about Missed Connections on the interwebs and beyond. I mean, c’mon – I’m one of a small handful of people who has … Continue reading
Sometimes, as I very recently posted, Missed Connections writers are disgustingly cutesy. Probably at least as often, they’re simply just disgusting.