Some Missed Connections posts are just too ridiculous to be real. Yet, even fictional posts can still be fun, and occasionally even more entertaining than the usual lot (as this one is).
With all sincerity, I think this writer has a way with words, in referencing The Hunger Games (I haven’t read it – does Katniss “kick some serious poon-tang”?), and the author’s allegedly overgrown mutton chops. If the phrase “turgid man pole” doesn’t tip you off as to the writer’s probable lack of earnestness, the monocle sure will.