Grand Theft Smooch

Watch out, men of Toronto!

An epidemic of stolen kisses seems to have begun last weekend. The perpetrators were last spotted as far north as Lennox St, and as far south as Queen St, between Bathurst St.

Gentlemen, if you should happen to be out alone at night, please exercise extreme caution. These rogue ladies might try to make out with any one of you, without advance warning.

If you’re looking to avoid a surprise peck, you’d best stay away from any purveyors of pommes frites, as these would-be canoodlers appear to have a penchant for fries and pub food. (Who can blame ’em, when the Victory Cafe is so awesome?)

You’re welcome in advance for the public advisory. You can thank me later. Stay safe, kids.

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